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Sorrento

SORRENTO

This morning, we arrived in Naples, the second most populated region of Italy and another UNESCO site. I think the UNESCO sites are similar to our historic registry sites or maybe the national parks.

We drove through Naples and headed to Sorrento for our first stop of the day. Augustino, the “Clairvoyant” was our bus driver. Our tour guide was Enzo, and, to me, he looked just like the guy who starred opposite Natalie Portman in the Specialist:

That’s Enzo….

That’s a pic from the specialist. Lol.

Anyway, Naples is home to a medieval fortress and the Royal Bourbon Palace, with Mount Vesuvius as its backdrop. It’s name comes from the Greek word, Neapolis, which means new town or city.

Under Mussolini, they did a lot of work to fortify Naples, including constructing an expansive underground system for bomb shelters. When they were building the underground shelters, they found ancient Roman ruins. (More dirt…) 🤔

Our first look at Sorrento

From there, we headed to an Italian farm for a cheese making demonstration. Here’s a clip:

Somehow, she molded the fresh mozzarella into a flower shape.

Sorrento is famous for its lemons and related products (especially limoncello).

Most farmers originally produced oranges, but they weren’t as good for the economy as lemons. The farmers all eventually switched to lemon groves using a grafting technique, which magically transformed their orange trees into lemon trees. Some trees are still undergoing this process, so you can see both oranges and lemons growing on the same tree! Crazy…

After touring the farm, they gave us a plate of treats, including the three cheeses we saw in the demo - ricotta, mozzarella, and…um…no clue what the third cheese was (but it tasted suspiciously like provolone).

Clean plate club!

Clean wine bottle club too!

This was the view from the little farm restaurant where we ate. It had a pergola that was covered in olive vines for shade (at least, I think they were olive vines…??).

Second demo of the day - decorative wooden inlay. These were so cool, but super expensive. A basic lazy Susan was $250. 😳

Making the decorative portion

Gaming table. Lol.

Cornholio!! Lol.

I don’t know who this statue represents. I just liked it and took a pic.

We walked just a couple of blocks from the Sorrento city center to the coast. The view was stunning!

Selfie at the coast!

We worked up an appetite shopping in Sorrento, so we finished the trip with a slice of Neopolitan pizza, which was amazing!

Next stop: Pompei, an ancient city destroyed in 79 AD by….

Actually…

Mount Vesuvius!

Known as an explosive, super volcano, Vesuvius has erupted multiple times and is considered one of the most dangerous volcanoes in the world. Fortunately for us, it’s been in a quiet period since 1944, but it’s still considered an active volcano.

About 700,000 people currently live at the foot of Mount Vesuvius, despite the past destruction it’s caused. The city government even offered to pay residents in that area to relocate for their own safety, as well as to help preserve it as an historic area. Nearly all of the residents declined the offer.

Third demo of the day - Laocoön shell carving. The guy in this pic is carving on a tiny shell - a closeup of his work is shown on the screen (top right). You have to train for 7 years to become a master carver.

Example of a finished product.

Our first view of Pompei. Prior to the eruption, it was a marketplace city with a beautiful coastline (similar to a city like Sorrento today). Pompei is an ancient word for “five” — due to its origins as five distinct villages that came together to create the larger marketplace. Portions of the city date back to 3000 BC.

In the 79 AD eruption, about 40% of the deaths occurred indoors. The early stages of the eruption showered the city with small pumice stones and pebbles, and most people ran for cover to their homes. These are some of the original homes (the doors and balconies were obviously built recently to give people a sense of what it might have looked like).

So, it rained pebbles for hours and they stacked up as high as ten feet. By the time people realized the severity of the eruption, their doorways were blocked by all of the stones. Those without a second floor exit were trapped.

Of those who were able to escape their homes, some went to the beach to wait for rescue boats from across the Bay of Naples. (Pliny the Elder died leading one of those rescue missions.) Many died on the beach in a subsequent tsunami. \240The remainder of people died in the pyroclastic surges and were buried under ash. Up to 75 feet of ash fell in some areas.

We were all surprised by the size of Pompei. I’m not sure why, but I guess I expected to see a few ruins and maybe a couple of intact structures. However, they’ve actually uncovered a small city’s worth of structures - miles of roads and hundreds of shops, homes, theaters, etc. You would need to spend at least a full day walking through the streets if you wanted to see all of the Pompei ruins.

The original roads - these raised stones are crosswalks - because…um… shit flows down…

Fast food stand - Archeologists have found hundreds of these street-side oven shops.

This was a bakery.

Amazingly, some of the original art work is still visible.

Since the ash hardened, but organic materials decomposed over time, archeologists were able to create castes of people, furniture, and animals. This caste is known as the “Sleeper.”

Earlier in the tour, I was excited to see the castes, but after this one, I didn’t want to see any more of them. It made me feel awful. \240I mean, millions of people lining up to see someone’s last, horrifying moments on earth.

Pipes used for water and heating the floors at the public bath house. These ancient people sure loved their baths.

Mosaic floors

A well

There are still a lot of archeologists working on the site and uncovering new parts of the city on a daily basis. This guy was from Oxford.

Selfie at Pompei!

After returning to the ship, we had some great views of Mount Vesuvius…

…and Capri.

I also stopped to meet the Ship Captains. I asked them if we’d pass Stromboli— they said yes, but at 3am, so it’d be too dark to see more than the shadow of its volcano. 😞

I’m proud of myself for this one - both the moon and sun in the same pic.

We ended the evening with trivia and a game of Majority Rules. Winners get “prize cards” to cash in at the end of the cruise…for….something….? We have no idea. Supposedly it’s similar to the trade-in bar at Chuck E. Cheese. If that’s the case, I’m gunning for a Hello Kitty pencil.

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Via Vittorio Emanuele II, 70, 98122 Messina ME, Italy

SICILY!

We arrived at the port of Messina to a \240surprise - the Norwegian Escape, our first cruise ship, was docked right beside us. \240Hello, old friend!

We headed out toward Castelmola and, along the way, we saw some of the areas where scenes from The Godfather movies were filmed!

“Mahnday, Tuesday, Thursday, Wednesday!” Lol. Poor Appolonia. \240

Early view as we began heading up (and up…and up) the mountains in Sicily.

Mount Aetna.

Unlike Vesuvius, which is an explosive volcano that spits out rocks and ash and such, Aetna is a “lava-flowing” volcano (that may or may not be the “technical” term).

Three items of note in this seemingly boring picture: 1) These ridiculously narrow roads were not built for - but had to accommodate - a steady stream of 2-way traffic; 2) We were in a massive coach bus that would take up more than a full lane on an American highway, let alone this narrow road; and 3) Tornante means “hairpin” in Italian.

Tornante!!

Despite a good 45 minutes of horn honking, 6-point turns, lots of reversing, and nothing but little stone railings between us and a gajillion foot drop to certain death, we made it to Castelmola!

Where we had to climb about 4,000 stairs to get to the very top.

I was a little “scare-red” (that’s how they say it with an Italian accent)…

Aaahhhhh!

Note to self: read all of the trip details before booking an excursion. Glad mom didn’t know we were doing this excursion…

But it was worth it!

Amazing views!

At il Duomo Castelmola. Apparently, “duomo” means “church” or \240“cathedral.” This was a surprise.

If I don’t know how to say a word in Italian, my first instinct as an idiot American is to add an “o” to the English version of the word. So, when I saw the massive dome on the church in Florence, I naturally assumed “Duomo” meant “Dome.” \240Not so much.

Bar Turrisi, a famous wine seller, among…ah…other things… (Zoom in on the orange poster if you dare.)

Apparently, this place is an homage to the god, Priapus, who represents freedom, luck, life, beauty, and…um…fertility. Lol.

Finally, the moment I’ve been waiting for: a real cannoli! It was amazing…!!

Making our cannoli.

No words…

Naughtiness appears to be a theme up here.

I’m getting better at the whole panorama thing.

Bougainvillea. Just thought they were pretty. Also gives you an idea of the size of our bus compared to the road.

They have a thing for pine cones here too.

Back on the bus to head down this crazy Da Vinci road. Aaahhhhh!

Here’s a video clip of the ride down. But even the video doesn’t do it justice. It doesn’t seem as scary as it really was.

A quarter of the way back down…

About halfway down — see the small buildings at the top of the mountain? That’s where we were.

Next stop: a much safer altitude and a winery. Thank God, because I needed a drink at this point.

Vineyards. In my mind this is what I always thought Italy would look like. It was beautiful.

Holy macaroni! Santa mozzarella!! \240It’s a Vespa pick-up truck! It even has a compartment for a Vespa bike in there.

We stopped at Murgo Vineyards and Winery for a wine tasting. Spumanti (AKA Champagne), White, and Red wines were offered during the testing. I also learned that they can use red grapes for white wine. What the…?

Ahh more snacks! We seriously ate our way through Sicily.

This pergola has grape vines offering shade. Loved it and wish I could have something like this at home.

Salute!

Made from lava-borne grapes in the foothills of Mount Aetna.

After eating and wine sampling, we had a behind the scenes tour of the winery. The facts, sadly, are a bit hazy due to the wine tasting, so I’m short on accurate z so descriptions here, but, at least I’ve got pictures…

This did something important…not sure what.

Wine barrels. Probably.

This had something to do with the sediment that forms in the wine bottles. They cap them with something similar to a beer cap and then turn them upside down and freeze them in this contraption.

Then they go into another machine which magically removes the cap and a sediment and replaces the metal cap with a cork for ecentual sales. The owner said that any miscalibration in this machinery could result in pressure changes and corks flying out of bottles like machine gun fire.

Vineyards.

I snuck a pic of Garrett taking pics. Lol.

Oddly, I found the most beautiful view while on line for the bathroom. \240My pic doesn’t do it justice, though.

Last stop at a small Sicilian restaurant for cannoli, tiramisu and focaccia bread. Yesss!

Lots of adrenaline and walking in what we were told was 116 degree temps. Exhausting but fantastic day!

*******————Meanwhile, in Taormina…. Gina and Amy were on a different excursion. I’m waiting for the internet to cooperate so she can send me her pics…..grrrrr! ————*****

Back on the ship:

I love this. They give us cold towels and fruit infused water as we’re returning to the ship.

Leaving Messina…

Party on the helipad! Woo hoo!

Arrivederci, Escape!

We began our voyage around the toe/heel of Italy’s “boot,” and watched the shoreline for Calabria, where, I believe, Grandma’s and Grandpa’s families originated (Dad’s parents). Wish we could’ve seen Stromboli, too.

Calabria region.

We finished the day with a “true or false” game show. We came in second a couple of times, but didn’t win.

There goes my Hello Kitty eraser.

July 8th and 9th: Sea Days!

There were no scheduled stops on July 8th, since the ship had to cruise north from Sicily all the way to Montenegro. Unfortunately, it was too windy to sail into the port once we got there, so we had to take an extra day at sea on the 9th.

So…we went to the pool.

A gorilla with a surfboard. That’s something you don’t see every day.

These guys are lined up for the putting contest. Here’s are clip of my attempt…

Best putt I’ve made all summer (and I still missed the hole).

Gina and Amy suffered through an escape game with me. They hated it, lol. We also competed in game shows and played trivia.

Garrett almost won “true or false” (he came in second)

…but, I got eliminated in the first round by guessing “false” to this question…

Seriously…?!

Time to redeem myself…

Nailed it!

Packed house for trivia!

I also used some of this down-time to take pictures of random places around the boat.

Food, for example…

Dessert bar

Poolside bar

Poolside drinks

(Not as good as mine!)

Sample menu from the San Marco \240restaurant

Cafe

Pastry case at the cafe

Deck directory -. We all stayed on Deck 8.

Viking ship! Shields up!

I also admired the last of my euros before they “disappeared”

And..,,,,took a few random selfies with random “guys” I met on the cruise. Sort of…

We also called mom and dad, and Amy called her family

I didn’t know Amy’s last name when I added her as a contact, so I entered her name in my phone as “Amy Florida.” Naturally, her daughter, Sara (who we were calling when I took this picture) has the “Florida” surname as well.

Caught another beautiful sunset.

Next (and last) stop tomorrow - Slovenia.