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…annnnd 30 seconds later, Jayme “faahhked eet up.”

Artie’s tattoo became “FIST” two seconds after this pic.

F*ck it Ship it. \240

(*Copyright Metro Family)

What my boat would actually look like if I lived here.

Interesting characters…

I think this was at Margaritaille. This part of the day is a bit fuzzy.

World’s smallest Adirondack chair.

…and the Hangar

Signs and Sights:

We also went to the Two Friends Patio (where we took the tattoo pics)

Look at this beautiful fountain…

Mile Marker 0!

The Original Man at the original mile marker.

This pretty much sums up our day in Key West.

Not sure why he wanted to cross the road….

(That was for you, Dad)

“Historic Sites” we Visited:

Fancy boats!

Jimmy Buffet

Sloppy Joe, apparently.

There is some controversy over whether or not we actually went to the Bull/Whistle Bar.

The world may never know…

AKA the Dog Bar

Marky Mark?

We’d visited at least four bars by the time we ran into this guy, so I don’t know who he is, but we both looked out to sea together.

Christmas in April!

We started the day by getting matching Henna tattoos that came with very “explicit” \240instructions to not touch them for at least two hours.

Specific instructions: “Don’t faahhk eet up!”

Random famous people on the barstools at Captain Tony’s

Stickers aren’t just for bumpers, I guess.

What I wish my boat would look like if I lived here.

Captain Tony’s.

We requested “Something” by the Beatles. \240He only knew half the words, so he improvised the rest.

We attempted to go to the Waterfront Brewery, but it was only 10:30am and it wasn’t open yet.

I guess vacations are for day drinking.

Sigh…

I thought the harbor was pretty.