Rainy day today but as they say, necessity is the mother of invention and I am proud to say I have invented a new use for boobs. They provide decent rain cover for phones when you’re trying to navigate by satnav in the rain. There. You can thank me later.
So having walked about 12 miles in drizzle I am sat on a rock at the start of a very steep decline head in hands in some (very minor) despair. Shook myself off and just got on with it and I guess that’s the choice we have in general in life. Head in hands in despair or just get on with it. Remind me of this next time I’m being a pain in the arse.
Maybe you’d like to learn a bit about Offa’s Dyke. Well it’s not what you think. You see back in 770 or thereabouts king Offa who was a monstrous thug and bully, like say Gavin Williamson, Dominic Raab and the rest, to his immense frustration, couldn’t conquer Wales. They must have been well savage. So he built this dyke to I suppose keep them out of England. A bit like Trump and his stupid wall. The dyke is basically a trench and then they use the earth they’ve excavated to build a bank next to it. Some poor buggers had to build this - all 177 miles of it.
Gulp. The morning climb ahead