
And this was probably the most difficult flight for Stefan.

It probably didn’t help that I was literally in his face taking this photo.

We had a layover in Vientiane on our way to Singapore and surprise to us, we went through security a second time because I guess this leg is the international part - no big deal.

But oh boy, was it a big deal for someone else. The Japanese family in front of us had their carry-on opened and a big sling shot with the fattest rubberband was the culprit.
We had actually seen this thing quite a few times at the markets and repeatedly thought oh this would be fun for Milo (Stefan’s little nephew). I guess we weren’t convinced because it never went further than that, but I guess good thing.
Mom and dad tried everything to rescue the thing.
It went through security at Luang Prabang
What if we take the rubberband off
And then the heartbreaker and Hail Mary:
But it’s his favorite toy
It was, indeed.
As they walked away from the big scary police man who is supposed to be the good guy, this little Japanese boy with his oversized crocs, the bowliest bowl cut with the straightest black edge bangs against his forehead, wearing a grown-up size backpack hanging down to the back of his ankles released the saddest sound of mourning and heartbreak that should never come out of a child’s mouth, that then broke into a million sobs and hiccups.
Or so I heard. And then laughed. I can’t help it, there’s something wrong with me - it’s like when Clare from Modern Family smiles like the Joker when there’s bad news or someone dies.
It’s just too cute and a liiiiittle bit comical - that the loss of this slingshot is so monumental to this little boy (of course, I get it) but from an adult perspective it’s like funny cute. Right?? Anybody? Or is there really something terribly wrong with me.
Anyways, this Japanese family had been around us constantly so I was already aware of their two adorable little boys, but I was rushing in hanger to get some instant noodles when this happened.
And when we sat down to eat and looked over, that boy’s eyes were so red, and his whole body was so saggy, and he was just so at a loss at this recent trauma, and so unable to process the grief that we wanted so much to help lol. He was just too young to be that sad. So I hunted around (small area) and went through every store in search of something that could come even close to the worlds biggest operational-by-5-year-olds slingshot and failed.
So we ended up giving him this Groot looking keychain hand-Made from yarn or something that we intended for one of the other kids in the family, but they’ll handle the loss better. Lol jk, of course we’ll find something else to bring back for her.
At one point we saw it fall on the floor - it’s debatable whether it fell or the little boy threw it hahaha, but he was inconsolable. By the time we were on the plane, his eyes were normal, but when his parents waved to us and tried to get him to wave, he just looked all dead and empty inside.
As he moves through life and reaches senior-hood, he will carry an inexplicable hatred for airport security. Or maybe just with authority figures in general. Is this how it happens?!
FIRST LOOK
As we’re descending, Stefan comments - the weather doesn’t look too great.
Who cares, we’re here to eat.
There is a definite shift in priority for this leg of the trip. First is food, and then Stefan’s friends. JK. Am I?
EDIT Lol Qol and Joel, if you are reading this, I can’t lie, I was more excited about the food, but you two are amazing, and I promise this changed very quickly - can’t wait to see you guys again, even though Joel likes shitting on Americans, but who doesn’t, so I’ll allow it.
The airport is a magical land all by itself, and we got a small glimpse on our way out.
▾ Play video

But we have plans! We want to meet up with Qol and Joel, so we grab a Grab 😏 and head to their home.
This is my second visit, but still wow. I feel like the entire country is the set of Crazy Rich Asians. There is no dust, every. single. car looks like it has just been washed, every high rise is aesthetically positioned, and even the industrial sea port is grand and massive and imposing.

Everything looks landscaped - so much green in, around, on (ALL the prepositions) buildings, bridges, medians, EVERYTHING. And if it’s not green, it’s shiny, metallic, and effing expensive.
▾ Not joking, this color, by far, was the most popular.

And Qol and Joel fit right in. Their home is so gorgeous!!

Lol JK that’s not their house, but it’s in their neighborhood. And their perfect home shelters the two perfect-est little companions.
▾ This one is Scooby. EEEEEEEEEEEEE 😍. Play video

▾ And Pebbles is a little afraid, but all the attention Scooby seeks and receives gets her a little jealous, and good for us, less shy. Play video

I miss Guinness.
Dinner
Anyways, everyone is hungry for dinner and Qol & Joel lend us these cute little transportation cards, so we can be independent little guests and get accustomed to getting around with the easy public transportation.

And then they take us ... drumroll...
▾ ... all the way back home 😜! Play video

It’s a nice little area of bars and restaurants, some run/owned by Dutch people, hence the name, but Qol says the bitterballen disappoints, so Holland Village still has some work to do.
Our hosts suggest a few options and Stefan and I are already salivating at just the possibilities. We end up at Crystal Jade known best for their xiao long bao (soup dumplings) and oooooh it’s been soooo looooong.
Also, this dinner commences a weekend long battle in true Asian fashion for who gets to pay the bill.





NOMNOMNOM. Not pictured is some salted egg goodness.
One of the things I know Singapore for from my first visit is their delicious and cheap food. But last time, I wasn’t with Stefan, so I drank water or cane juice with my meals, not beer. I’m hearing Stefan boo hoo up and down about the beer prices, so I think maybe it’s worth mentioning that alcohol is not cheap.
Which doesn’t surprise me because maybe it’s a way to discourage drunk and disorderly-ness? Singapore is also known for strict rules and insanely high fines that keep their civilians civilized. No gum, no drugs, no homeless parents or the children get fined, and Joel enlightened is on a new one: no mosquitos. If officials come and investigate for a case of mosquitos and you have sitting water on your property with mosquitos hanging around, you are in trou-ble.
All that to say, we didn’t drink at the restaurant, but what’s a catch up and meet up with old and new friends without some drinks to share some embarrassing stories, so we went to a more low-key spot with sports TV and those cheap metal tables and chairs and let our server talk us into like five 2-for-1 deals on Tiger beer. She did tell us when we sat down that we should just get the 5 beer deal, and we didn’t listen and now look, she told us so.
By the way, Qol is Dutch and university friends with Stefan. They have some grimy stories from their party days. Joel is Singaporean and Qol’s husband.
During the course of our beer dessert, I definitely offended Joel. We were talking about craving pizza during our time in the very not westernized worlds of Cambodia and Laos, and I made the mistake of calling Pizza Hut “real pizza” after getting excited about spotting one in Holland Village.
Joel’s response was swift and severe. Before I could even finish the statement -
THAT IS NOT REAL PIZZAAAAAA (mouth agape, eye bulging).
Like he dragged out that AAAAA in PIZZA as if he ran out of words in his incredulity, but needed to continue in reprimanding me and expressing the offense he’s taken, so the only choice left was to continue the last syllable of his exclamation of disbelief.
And then he called me American.
IN MY DEFENSE. By “real” pizza, I meant there is like actual tomato sauce and not some weird Ketchup substitute, and there is the presence of cheese, and when you eat it, it doesn’t taste like some version of Southeast Asian food trying to masquerade as pizza.
Anyways, our hysterics over pizza is in the past, and we had a really nice time, but Stefan and I have long ago lost track of what day it is, and apparently, Qol and Joel have something called jobs to get to in the morning, so we wrap it up and head back home.
LODGING @ QOL & JOEL’S
A million times thank you for welcoming us!! I have no photos to share because it’s their home and I don’t want to be weird, but it was such a step up to stay with good company and it felt like a real home after the grind of previous travels (I am immensely grateful for our opportunity and ability to travel for so long to so many new places, but it is not always glamorous).
And a final bedtime story:
We have all retired to our rooms now, and magnanimous girlfriend that I am, I allowed Stefan to take the first shower. I busied myself unpacking, and Stefan’s voice from the bathroom is all uncertainty about the hot water and he’s not sure it’s working, and I tell him he’s a silly goose, but we are a little traumatized from difficult showers at previous accommodations.
Stefan finishes his shower and we are in a torment about whether he should bother his friends to ask about it, but we don’t want to be complain-y because we’re thankful, but if there’s a real problem, they’d probably want to know...
As we hem and haw about what to do or say, I continue to unpack and we experiment with all the switches and remotes in the room so we know what we’re doing (and mostly to avoid that situation where you snuggle down in bed and realize you have to get up to use the off switch on the other side of the room).
I get into the shower for my turn and immediately feel hot water. I roll my eyes at Stefan so hard that for a second I half believe the silly Korean superstition my mom used to threaten me with about rolling eyes getting permanently stuck in the back of your head.
I immediately put on my know-it-all hat and impatiently tell him that I knew there had to be hot water and it probably just took the boiler some time, and we are the first ones to ever use the guest room, and we stressed ourselves out for nothing.
Stefan is getting defensive about how there’s no way that the hot water just happens to turn on right when I get in. And I’m in the middle of telling him it’s just a coincidence when right then we get a text from Qol:

By the way for warm water, you have to push the switch with the red light.
We turned to look at the said switch, with red light burning bright, which we both distinctly remember turning on as I was stepping into the shower because we wondered what it means, and then made no effort to figure it out, being overwhelmed by all the other switches.
Okay, okay, Stefan, you were right I was wrong (and now he is doing a dance). Good night.
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